Allow Me To Re-Phrase That.

'If you want something done right, you have to do it yourself.'

This should really read;

'If you want something done right and have no idea how to lead, do it yourself.'


'Don't count your chickens before they hatch.'

This should really read;

'Don't count all of your chickens before they hatch, but go ahead and enjoy the future fruit of your labour before it all comes to fruition - you do only live once.'

'It takes two to tango.'

This should really read;

'Fighting, as in the tango, needs to be started by someone.  In office arguments almost always stem from a poor leader allowing a cancerous team member to remain.  Kill the cancer.'